naked polaroid.

Frustrating photo
Everyone likes to see breasts
Polaroid failure

When I was a bus boy for Smitty's Family Restaurant in Edmonton, one of the cooks gave me a ride home. It was the first time I ever saw polaroids of naked women. They were of strippers sitting on the cook's lap and he seemed to be under the impression that the polaroids represented his virility. As a 16 year old geek with the remanents of the lunch rush encrusted on my pants and shoes, I was impressed.

Later that year when I accidentally found a naked polaroid of my father that I assume my mother had taken... I was distinctly unimpressed. A little sick even.

Parents, do not keep hard evidence of your sex lives anywhere accessible to your children.