Saturday, December 01, 2007

a warning

A warning.

There is a distinct possibility that a rodent uprising is upon us. I have a reliable source.

A friend of mine works at a library and has informed me that the rate of squirrel related injuries is on the rise. If libraries are reporting this, I can only imagine what hospitals might be currently facing. A library is a very fine thing, but it is pretty low on the list of health facilities.

I suggest that instead of attacking first, which doesn’t seem to work as well as it used to, we befriend the rodents. They are impressively smart and could be reasoned with.

I would also recommend not feeding them by hand for the time being.

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