A hippy from Alberta is as annoying as any other sort of hippy.
When I was a kid, I asked my parents what a hippy was.
My mom said they didn't exist anymore.
I said, 'like the dinosaurs?'
My dad said, 'yes.'
They giggled like they knew something.
I don't know why.
It isn't as if they were ever hippies.
I know cause of their vinyl collection. It tells no lies.
